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The Phone Book, narrated by Abby Craden

October 13, 2021

I’ve been very fortunate to have Abby Craden narrate my novels, and something I see often in reviews etc. is that people enjoy Abby’s narrations so much they’d even listen to her narrate the phone book.
Ask and you will receive.

My review
5 stars. Subject matter was a little dry, and the author should try for some more variation, but the narrator really elevated the words.

Quick disclaimer – this is just for fun and yes, while you can find anyone in the phone directory online, please respect privacy.

http://ejnoyesauthor.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/THE-PHONE-BOOK-Narrated-By-Abby-Craden.mp3

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  1. Jen says

    October 13, 2021 at 2:07 AM

    I will be listening to this often. Haha

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  2. Jill says

    October 13, 2021 at 2:11 AM

    I will never look at a phone book the same again with out hearing Abby’s voice lol 😁.

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  3. Jenny Graham says

    October 13, 2021 at 2:18 AM

    Shut the front door! I can’t love this enough. Her voice though….well played Noyes and Craden. Well played.

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  4. Sanvers says

    October 13, 2021 at 2:33 AM

    This is hilarious. I can’t stop laughing! Smith Cs were so hot! πŸ˜‚ πŸ”₯ Abby Craden you are the Queen!

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    • LittleWelshie says

      October 13, 2021 at 3:00 AM

      OMG YES πŸ‘β—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈβ—οΈ
      10/10 πŸ‘Œβ˜ŽοΈπŸ“š
      Queen Abby πŸ‘‘.

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  5. Amy says

    October 13, 2021 at 2:40 AM

    So I have often said that I would listen to Abby Craden read the back of a cereal box. This is just proof positive that I indeed would listen to her read anything. I listened to all six minutes and 44 seconds of her reading the phonebook, and enjoyed every second.

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  6. Stace says

    October 13, 2021 at 2:59 AM

    Can you put link out again. Can’t get it to work.
    She is the perfect fit for yours and frankly most books out there. Abby is amazing!

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    • Ginny H says

      October 14, 2021 at 1:14 AM

      Sadly, it won’t play for me…

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  7. Sab says

    October 13, 2021 at 2:59 AM

    When you have it you have it, and Abby Craden has it! Wow!

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  8. Sab says

    October 13, 2021 at 3:00 AM

    When you have it you have it, and Abby Craden has it! Wow! She can save a book….

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    • Karen Smith says

      October 15, 2021 at 11:30 PM

      This is fantastic …… my surname is Smith so you can imagine my delight at hearing Abby say my name πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’•πŸ’•

      Good for Abby doing this πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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  9. Kimberly Davis says

    October 13, 2021 at 3:00 AM

    This is the greatest thing since Abby’s voice!!

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  10. Karen says

    October 13, 2021 at 3:43 AM

    Priceless! Also, it feels a little hot πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ in here!

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  11. Kris says

    October 13, 2021 at 3:50 AM

    This is amazing! Abby is a goddess. β™₯️

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  12. P. Rhapsody O'Brien says

    October 13, 2021 at 4:31 AM

    LOL Priceless

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  13. Tressa says

    October 13, 2021 at 4:58 AM

    Ahahahahahahahahaha! Gold!
    I’m shaking with laughter. I think I can almost hear a fighting off a chuckle at the end of each listing. πŸ˜‚
    You are both so awesome for doing this! Please pass along to Abby C. our immense appreciation for this hilarity. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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  14. Anja says

    October 13, 2021 at 6:42 AM

    Wow how is it possible for a phone book to sound so sexy😍 wait because she is Abby Craden. Abby can really narrate anything and make it sound good. Amazing I loved itπŸ‘πŸ»

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  15. Gaby says

    October 13, 2021 at 7:02 AM

    This absolutely proves the theory. The phone book can sound sexy!!

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  16. Claire Jackson-Songer says

    October 13, 2021 at 8:06 AM

    I would argue that this is even more soothing to listen to than the Shipping Forecast. 12/10.

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  17. Ces says

    October 13, 2021 at 8:21 AM

    This is the best thing ever! You just made my life!

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  18. Nikka says

    October 13, 2021 at 11:05 AM

    Am I the only one that had a sex scene play in their head while she was speaking……omg…. I’m drooling and suppose to be getting ready for work but I cant….. 😢😢😷

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  19. Dale says

    October 13, 2021 at 12:16 PM

    OMG that is hilarious. Now I want to get a phone book πŸ”₯Well done you two

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  20. Mari says

    October 13, 2021 at 2:45 PM

    πŸ₯°πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop listening!!! 😁 This is the best! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ»

    The phonebook never sounded so sexy πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

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    • Linda N says

      October 14, 2021 at 5:46 AM

      Brilliant! Thank you EJ and AC. Can Abby please narrate my admin? Then it will always be up to dateπŸ₯°

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  21. Jamie says

    October 13, 2021 at 3:38 PM

    πŸ’œπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’œ swoon

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  22. Jae says

    October 13, 2021 at 3:53 PM

    Henceforth, all former bedtime meditations and listens will cease to be in the queue. #onaloop. #bedtime loop

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  23. Douglas says

    October 13, 2021 at 4:20 PM

    Love it! I’m a fan of Abby Craden and have made the phone book comment myself. Thanks for making my day!

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  24. Tanya says

    October 13, 2021 at 11:27 PM

    I had no idea the phonebook could sound so good. Abby Craden’s voice can absolutely make me swoon.

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  25. Bobbi Hendershott says

    October 13, 2021 at 11:40 PM

    See I was right!! Even the phone book is sexy as hell when read by Abby Craden! I love you guys for this! Talk about listening to your audience!

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  26. Erika W says

    October 14, 2021 at 12:06 AM

    This will be my go-to emergency Abby listen when I need a quick fix. Absolutely delicious. Lord. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ Thanks, EJ, and thank you Abby for being such a great sport! Classic. 🀣

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  27. Crystal McKinney says

    October 14, 2021 at 12:11 AM

    Omg!!! The smile I had on my face when Abby began to speak. I love this. I love her!
    Wait!!! I had the greatest idea just now. If my Google had her voice as an option… I would carry on hours upon hours of conversations with Google. This has been the best idea of my life!
    Noyes and Craden: this was absolutely fantastic. I fell in love with Abby just a little more.

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  28. Christina says

    October 14, 2021 at 1:38 AM

    My girlfriend and I have both agreed to something similar previously about Abby! That voice!!!!!

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  29. Joanne watkins says

    October 14, 2021 at 7:09 AM

    Fabulous as ever would definitely purchase this book.

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  30. Joanne watkins says

    October 14, 2021 at 7:11 AM

    Fabulous would definitely buy full version when it becomes available. πŸ‘πŸ€žπŸ‘Œ

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  31. Ange says

    October 14, 2021 at 5:15 PM

    I’m so sad because it won’t play for me.πŸ˜ͺ

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    • Ange says

      October 14, 2021 at 5:20 PM

      Ok so it won’t play on my phone but it plays on my tablet. It is true I can, have and will listen to her read anything. Including the phonebook.

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  32. Vibeke says

    October 14, 2021 at 6:19 PM

    SO funny. Well done Abby Craden. You proved you can read ANYTHING and make it sound sexy πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯🀣🀣

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  33. Teresa says

    October 14, 2021 at 6:55 PM

    I Love this!!! I think this sexy soothing voice is now what I’m going to play when I go to bed. Listing to her soothing sexy voice reading the phone book is amazing.

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  34. Stephanie says

    October 29, 2021 at 12:53 PM

    I’ve listened to this to many times to admit that I’ve done it. I’m listening to this one more time and that’s it! I mean it🀫😘

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  35. Cheryl says

    December 3, 2021 at 11:08 PM

    What a great sport Abbey is.
    Very clever.

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  36. Mary says

    December 8, 2021 at 6:42 PM

    I’ve even been buying so-so lesfic, if AC narrates it. Silk and velvet!

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  37. kassie says

    January 21, 2022 at 11:46 PM

    OMG YESSSSSS So funny. I love her voice!!!!!!

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  38. Nicole says

    February 16, 2022 at 5:51 AM

    I never knew I’d like the phone book so much! There is just something about her voice.

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  39. Becky says

    February 26, 2022 at 10:03 PM

    Wow! So this really happened! πŸ˜‚
    I have read comments outright stating this very thing in the reviews of audiobooks narrated by Abby. I concur, she’s the best narrator out there in this genre.
    I appreciate the levity here!! Much needed, thank you both!

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  40. Caroline says

    March 12, 2022 at 9:56 PM

    Oh you are so wrong for this…but it’s so beautiful.
    Thank you! I’m laughing and groaning at the same time

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  41. Dr. Lissa V. Young says

    April 23, 2022 at 12:18 PM

    I can’t tell who should get the Procrastinator of the Year award…EJ & Abby for putting on these shenanigans or me for actually engaging with it!

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  42. Roberta Pratt says

    July 25, 2022 at 12:03 AM

    This is awesome! Abby Craden can make anything sound awesome and interesting. Angela Dawes response is priceless as well! Fun, thanks!

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  43. Little welshie says

    November 4, 2022 at 3:14 AM

    ❀️‍πŸ”₯just listened again… sighπŸ₯°

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