I’ve been very fortunate to have Abby Craden narrate my novels, and something I see often in reviews etc. is that people enjoy Abby’s narrations so much they’d even listen to her narrate the phone book.
Ask and you will receive.
5 stars. Subject matter was a little dry, and the author should try for some more variation, but the narrator really elevated the words.
Quick disclaimer – this is just for fun and yes, while you can find anyone in the phone directory online, please respect privacy.
I will be listening to this often. Haha
I will never look at a phone book the same again with out hearing Abby’s voice lol 😁.
Jenny Graham says
Shut the front door! I can’t love this enough. Her voice though….well played Noyes and Craden. Well played.
This is hilarious. I can’t stop laughing! Smith Cs were so hot! 😂 🔥 Abby Craden you are the Queen!
OMG YES 👏❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
Queen Abby 👑.
So I have often said that I would listen to Abby Craden read the back of a cereal box. This is just proof positive that I indeed would listen to her read anything. I listened to all six minutes and 44 seconds of her reading the phonebook, and enjoyed every second.
Can you put link out again. Can’t get it to work.
She is the perfect fit for yours and frankly most books out there. Abby is amazing!
Ginny H says
Sadly, it won’t play for me…
When you have it you have it, and Abby Craden has it! Wow!
When you have it you have it, and Abby Craden has it! Wow! She can save a book….
Karen Smith says
This is fantastic …… my surname is Smith so you can imagine my delight at hearing Abby say my name 😂😂😂💕💕
Good for Abby doing this 😄😄
Kimberly Davis says
This is the greatest thing since Abby’s voice!!
Priceless! Also, it feels a little hot 🔥🔥🔥 in here!
This is amazing! Abby is a goddess. ♥️
P. Rhapsody O'Brien says
I’m shaking with laughter. I think I can almost hear a fighting off a chuckle at the end of each listing. 😂
You are both so awesome for doing this! Please pass along to Abby C. our immense appreciation for this hilarity. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Wow how is it possible for a phone book to sound so sexy😍 wait because she is Abby Craden. Abby can really narrate anything and make it sound good. Amazing I loved it👏🏻
This absolutely proves the theory. The phone book can sound sexy!!
Claire Jackson-Songer says
I would argue that this is even more soothing to listen to than the Shipping Forecast. 12/10.
This is the best thing ever! You just made my life!
Am I the only one that had a sex scene play in their head while she was speaking……omg…. I’m drooling and suppose to be getting ready for work but I cant….. 😶😶😷
OMG that is hilarious. Now I want to get a phone book 🔥Well done you two
🥰😂😂😂 I can’t stop listening!!! 😁 This is the best! 👏🏻👏🏻😁👍🏻
The phonebook never sounded so sexy 😏😉😁👌🏻
Linda N says
Brilliant! Thank you EJ and AC. Can Abby please narrate my admin? Then it will always be up to date🥰
Henceforth, all former bedtime meditations and listens will cease to be in the queue. #onaloop. #bedtime loop
Love it! I’m a fan of Abby Craden and have made the phone book comment myself. Thanks for making my day!
I had no idea the phonebook could sound so good. Abby Craden’s voice can absolutely make me swoon.
Bobbi Hendershott says
See I was right!! Even the phone book is sexy as hell when read by Abby Craden! I love you guys for this! Talk about listening to your audience!
Erika W says
This will be my go-to emergency Abby listen when I need a quick fix. Absolutely delicious. Lord. 🔥🔥🔥 Thanks, EJ, and thank you Abby for being such a great sport! Classic. 🤣
Crystal McKinney says
Omg!!! The smile I had on my face when Abby began to speak. I love this. I love her!
Wait!!! I had the greatest idea just now. If my Google had her voice as an option… I would carry on hours upon hours of conversations with Google. This has been the best idea of my life!
Noyes and Craden: this was absolutely fantastic. I fell in love with Abby just a little more.
My girlfriend and I have both agreed to something similar previously about Abby! That voice!!!!!
Joanne watkins says
Fabulous as ever would definitely purchase this book.
Joanne watkins says
Fabulous would definitely buy full version when it becomes available. 👍🤞👌
I’m so sad because it won’t play for me.😪
Ok so it won’t play on my phone but it plays on my tablet. It is true I can, have and will listen to her read anything. Including the phonebook.
SO funny. Well done Abby Craden. You proved you can read ANYTHING and make it sound sexy 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣
I Love this!!! I think this sexy soothing voice is now what I’m going to play when I go to bed. Listing to her soothing sexy voice reading the phone book is amazing.
I’ve listened to this to many times to admit that I’ve done it. I’m listening to this one more time and that’s it! I mean it🤫😘
What a great sport Abbey is.
I’ve even been buying so-so lesfic, if AC narrates it. Silk and velvet!
OMG YESSSSSS So funny. I love her voice!!!!!!
I never knew I’d like the phone book so much! There is just something about her voice.
Wow! So this really happened! 😂
I have read comments outright stating this very thing in the reviews of audiobooks narrated by Abby. I concur, she’s the best narrator out there in this genre.
I appreciate the levity here!! Much needed, thank you both!
Oh you are so wrong for this…but it’s so beautiful.
Thank you! I’m laughing and groaning at the same time
Dr. Lissa V. Young says
I can’t tell who should get the Procrastinator of the Year award…EJ & Abby for putting on these shenanigans or me for actually engaging with it!
Roberta Pratt says
This is awesome! Abby Craden can make anything sound awesome and interesting. Angela Dawes response is priceless as well! Fun, thanks!
Little welshie says
❤️🔥just listened again… sigh🥰
Wendy Morton says
How? How can she make this so fascinating. I literally was hanging on every number. Thank you for sharing.